2 though I think "good" is implied, he doesn't actually use it in the article's title :)
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"You should go home if you are thinking suicidal thoughts."

-Robert Read(How to be a good programmer)

You should go home if you are thinking suicidal thoughts.
  — Robert Read, "How to be a Programmer"

"You should go home if you are thinking suicidal thoughts."

-Robert Read(How to be a good programmer)

You should go home if you are thinking suicidal thoughts.
  — Robert Read, "How to be a Programmer"

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"You should go home if you are thinking suicidal thoughts."

-Robert Read(How to be a good programmer)