So far my favourite statement along with the "fast paced environment" was the HR manager trying to make it sound like some sort of fun slumber party type thing to stay at the office til midnight pushing out code.

Personally I want a job that's relaxed and has cookies... 

mmmmm..... cookies..... (>^.^)>(#) mmmmmm..... coookies....

But it does seem that most HR folk are wanton to believe that us programming folk want fast, high speed, stress filled jobs, not sure who gave them that idea but it needs to be squashed.