I currently do most of my work in Visual Studio with C#. I am quite intimate with XML, XSLT and their various allies. Client side, I have hacked tons of JavaScript, XHTML, CSS and so on.
I used to do a lot with Macromedia (Adobe) Director. I have done a some work in Flash, but I am still getting comfortable with it and hate it, mostly. I hack a bit of PHP and a smattering of Java when required. I know all of the important keyboard shortcuts in Adobe Photoshop, and I am not half bad in Adobe Illustrator. I used to be a really good bicycle mechanic.